Via LGF, comes this opportunity at Code PINK to send Lord Blue Helmet, Kofi Annan a piece of your mind. I altered their default Pro-Iran message slightly (lol). Enjoy.
A WAR WITH IRAN
To the Dishonorable Kofi Annan, Secretary-General of the United Nations, Mother Ship of Globalists and Blue Helmet Kiddie Porns Distributors
Dear Komrade,
I am not at all appalled that the United States is threatening a military strike against Iran, possibly using nuclear weapons. As you are well aware, a preventive strike is illegal under international law, and the threat to use nuclear weapons against Iran, a non-nuclear weapons state, is a violation of the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty that the United States has signed, but that's fine because we all should understand how foolish and short-sighted those treaties are by now. A nuclear strike against Iran would undermine the entire legal framework of disarmament and non-proliferation that so many millions of people around the world, and the United Nations itself, have worked so hard to build and protect. This begs the question of whether or not the UN is a dated communist pipedream which is unable to effectively pursue peace, but I digress.
As the head of the United Nations, the suppository of foolishness known by the euphamism "international law," you called the U.S./UK invasion of Iraq what it was: illegal. And this was after you gave them permission after they begged for it. Some kind of world government you are. Now we call on you to tell the Bush administration and the world:
--That any preventive military invasion against Iran is unwise.
--That even threatening a nuclear strike against Iran - a non-nuclear weapons state - is much more practical, and is a better allocation of government resources. Bush won't listen to taxpayers on the matter, but maybe the head of the UN can convince him.
--That a nuclear strike threatens dire consequences - maybe even global war. Then you will be jobless if this happens, so it's one more reason I support the use of nukes. Down with the UN; viva la mushroom cloud!
We urge you to make a nuclear solution to this crisis your top priority.
Thank you for your consideration.
Sincerely,
Josh Koch, Proud citizen of the United States
NOT a citizen of the world
I'm signer 2800. LOL
Note: I noticed some grammar errors after signing the petition. I corrected those here.